Lord, my performance is sluggish; my hard drive is cluttered.
I’ve downloaded too many add-ons, and now I’m slow to respond.
My frames per second are low, making my vision lag. I can’t see the whole picture.
My soundcard is overtaxed; I can’t hear your whole message.
Pop-ups bombard my screen, enticing me with useless distractions.
More often than not, my system crashes, prompting a reboot; I fall and have to start all over again.
My cooling fans struggle, with mundane tasks; it’s harder to accomplish small things.
My outdated anti-virus software can’t keep up with the latest threats; a total crash is looming.
Fix me, Lord.
Please, clear up some disk space, in my heart.
Please, defragment my spirit; upgrade my motherboard to coincide with your programming.
Lord, DELETE the garbage I no longer need.
Lord, rearrange my memory blocks to speed up my processing.
Jesus, block the pop-ups sent by Satan, protecting my eyes from unknown surprises.
Jesus, streamline my whole operating system to an infinity-core processor, running Windows eternity.
God, max out my memory, and update my integrated graphics;
Allow me to always retain your downloads, and to see you clearly; no lagging and no glitching.
Rebuild me, Lord.
